THE TRUTH ABOUT GOOD SEX !

To all the girls out-there:
There is too much misleading information around and in the name of

>> THE BROTHERHOOD OF MEN <<

Let me get the things straight :

1.) Getting naked is already considered as an extensive fore-play.
1.1) A nice Blowie from the female to worship her precious male partner is obviously a must.

2.) If u have problems getting wet or to stimulate your partner enough to have a solid boner; The problem is most probably ..Y O U !

3.) The Missionary position is the most exciting practice and all u have to know !
Stop searching there are no better positions...period !

4) 3 1/2 minutes of "making love" is a perfect score and u should congratulate your partner for his outstanding endurance!
Keep in mind that the official record from the Guinness Book is :
4 min and 17 s !! WOW !!
(The poor guy went straight to intensive care and till now never fully recovered)

5.) The female Orgasm is absolutely overrated and several studies from our gynecologist failed to even prove its existence.
Anyway ,biologically it is absolutely not necessary to recreate ........so why make a big fuzz about !

6.) The word "after-play" is purely made up and it is against nature.
It is scientifically proven that after the male did his terrific and exhausting job and finally ejaculated his 45 Millions of Sperms.....he is physically soooo exhausted that he is not able to do any useless activities like cuddling or hugging and should not be bothered at all.
The researchers advice is :
Be thankful, go to the kitchen - all womans natural place- prepare him a nice meal, bring him a beer and switch the TV to his favorite soccer channel.

Well ....... as u can see its not that difficult to have a fulfilling sex life !

Please,don't thank me too much or send me expensive presents .........if u really wanna show your gratitude refer to 1.1 !